Something funny in the news this week: scientists have taken a blood sample from Ozzy Osbourne, decrypted his genome, using some very expensive techniques, and found him to be related to some of the corpses dug up from Pompeii.
Ozzy commented: “That means I’m also probably related to some of the survivors, which makes a lot of sense. If any of the Roman drank nearly as much as I used to, they wouldn’t have even felt the lava. They could have just walked it off.”
Um... Ozzy, you know... never mind. Read the full story in the Daily Mail.
And way to go, Ozzy. Rock on! Make Caesar proud of you!